If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
false alarm. still invincible.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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