But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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