in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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