I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
as i sobered up i realized that her cute accent was actually a speech impediment
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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