He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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