Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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