I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
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