Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
I'm so hungover I literally am considering drinking from the fishtank to avoid getting out of bed.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
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