people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
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