is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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