So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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