I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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