hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
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