Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
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