..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I don't deserve a penis
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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