Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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