So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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