i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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