she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
I'm really busy with my period
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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