I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
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