from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
