Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
I currently don't understand fingers.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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