the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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