IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
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