just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
My goal for the weekend: procure a blowjob using only stern glances, hand gestures, and crudely-drawn stick figures.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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