He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
My vagina is very pro this idea
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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