i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
my mom just threw water on me to get me awake and is screaming "where is my fucking car?!"
you gave me a ride last nite what the hell did you do with it after you left me?
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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