yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
She left a blanket, pillow, a glass of water, and two advils in the bathroom for me. It's like she knew. Best room mate ever.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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