u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
so he just called his new girlfriend by my name and she was too drunk to even notice how awkward..
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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