You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I've never wanted to punch a 94 year old woman in the vagina, and then call her next of kin to tell them I just muff punched their Gam Gam until today.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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