I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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