Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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