Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
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