New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
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ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
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