it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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