dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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