Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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