OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Randomize
