At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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