you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
Told some chick I'm a virgin, on my way to her house as I type this. Debating crying afterwards to fuck with her head.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
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