So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
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