Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
you left saying you wanted to "go piss on that girl's doorstep" and we didn't see you the rest of the night
that actually explains a lot
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
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