i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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