is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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