Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
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I need you to use more vowels.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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