just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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