I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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