we have pet lesbian snakes
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
So I was bartending last night and this guy w/ his gf said that he recognized me, so I asked him, "do you watch a lot of gay porn?"
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Went to a club yesterday was dirty dancing with this guy, reached back to move my hair and punched him in the face.
ANTI-GAME
I am so proud to call you my friend
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