I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
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