yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
Was behind a guy going 20 for 4 miles I'll be there as soon as the universe quits fucking me
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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