just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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